Good Morning Humanoids. Are you lining up to receive an experimental jib jab from a man made malady with a ninety nine point eight percent recovery rate?
Still excited to go through with it knowing that those who have jib jabbed are having seizures and dropping dead? Well, there's not much that can be said then. It's a lottery. May the odds be ever in your favor.
They won't be, of course. It's a game and it is rigged in favor of the profiteers. The profiteers will tell you the strain has mutated and with every new mutation, you will need a new jib jab. What? Still no red flag?
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