To all my British peeps
OMG...run! It's the sun! It's hot! Did you know there was this giant ball of gas and stuff up in the sky, spreading warmth without a license? Run peeps...run! And now to other news: if your friends drop dead or develop serious health issues after being jabbed, that's normal. It's just sudden onset adult death syndrome. It's the same as sudden onset juvenile death syndrome but for adults. Totally normal and nothing to worry about. These syndromes have always been around...unlike the hot sun which is very dangerous and should be blocked by one of Gates of Hell's well-funded projects. And while you are at it, by all means, keep falling for the Establishment mind games. In no time at all, your pronouns will be was and were and RIP.Ani Avedissian
